He Typed. She Typed. is a funny, heartwarming page-turner that gives you a painfully honest glimpse into the love lives of two witty, charming, and eloquent souls and mates who attempt to platonically bridge the gap between men and women one e-mail at a time.
– CINDY CHUPACK, author of The Between Boyfriends Book
and writer/executive producer of Sex and the City
FEBRUARY 14
TO: MARK
FROM: AMY
HEY MARK,
OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU. YOU’RE THE GUY WHO HAD BEEN DUMPED THE DAY BEFORE BY THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE BUT CAME TO THE WEDDING ANYWAY (AND DIDN’T EVEN GET THAT DRUNK).
YOU LOOKED PRETTY DESTROYED ON SUNDAY. I’M GLAD YOU WROTE SO I COULD CALL OFF THE SUICIDE WATCH. THE LAST TIME I GOT DUMPED I IGNORED IT FOR TWO MONTHS. (I RATIONALIZED THAT JEREMY THE TRUST FUND COWBOY’S DISAPPEARANCE INVOLVED KIDNAPPERS AND A LOADING DOCK AND NOT HIS FEAR OF ADULTHOOD.) THEN I WAS FROZEN FOR ABOUT TWO YEARS. I THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING PETER PAN A LETTER AND TELLING HIM HE LEFT HIS GREEN TIGHTS BEHIND MY COUCH, BUT ULTIMATELY WOUND UP GOING TO THERAPY.
AMY